who is the one girl no man cud LOCK??
alicia KEYS

who like to hunt??
bounty killer

who does drive the best cars??
spragga BENZ

who does live in st.ann's ??
crazy

what country real cold??
chile

who does real piss??
master P

who is the best doctor eva??
jah cure

who is the biggest person eva??
elephant man

who is the smallest person eva??
lil wayne

who does real cough ??
weezy

who does keep ppl money for them??
llyod banks

who does real gamble??
mr.vegas

who koff does reall hurt??
t PAIN

who u does go by wen t pain koff u??
dr.dre

who does live by water??
justine timberLAKE ,u know why?? caus sombody cry him a river

who does real driink soft drink??
busta rhymes

whos u does real call but dont get thro??
busy signal

what kinda jail u does go in wen u thief fone??
a digi-cell

wat country is the father of all country??
triniDAD

why movado party had no food??
caus badman doh cater

who used to be in the army??
movado caus long b4 he write he song he was a nsiper

why the police runnin down movado??
caus them say he a rise crime

who have a big backyard??
prophet benjamin caus he have a whole field a weed

who is super BLUE cousin??
chris BROWN

wat u does call a indian goat??
ramsingh

an yes ppl i make up most a dem myself, i have real more jus i not feelin to type all dat now

you have no life....

BUT

why the woman put a curtain over she computer?
it was a windows.

why the teacher come late to school?
miss.boSTIC

what is the dirtiest country in the world?
GERMany

what country have bird flu?
Turkey

Why did the belt get arrested?
He HOLD up the pants!

most ah them i hear around the school ok?
i am not THAT stale.

I thought kiss corn bread was corny but alyeah rel BARD!!!
here dese dat going on in skool
What country has the most squares?
CUBA
Why can;t u break into a rasta mans house cause he have dead LOCKS!
Who kill ALicia Keys
NO ONE!!!!!!!!
wen is a horse naked
When he's not wearing a jockey
DOH BLAME ME 4 D STALENESS

lawd kevin and u guys killing meh with dese jokes lol

them jokes rel bad boy
lmao